R for rotting reliability
November 27, 2007
Your boss would never fire you, because you’ve never been late a day in your life. In high school, you went to parties with one other person in the room, because the invitation said 7pm. You were born the second the doctor expected you. If you were a plant, you would flower before the groundhog woke up in February.
If my life were you, I would have lost my virginity at sixteen, my mother and father would have been watching me en pointe in my tutu; applauding with the rest of the other mothers and fathers. my body would refuel in consistent streams of nutrients. Read the rest of this entry »
